Post by peterfredson on Mar 12, 2005 17:08:58 GMT -5
ASK MR. CREATION SCIENTIST
(To our Readers: We have decided to add an informational column for people who desperately want to know stuff about science from a Creationist point of view. If you wish to know something, just write to: Mr. Creation Scientist, DD, PhM, SS.)
Our congregation has already asked the following:
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What is the chief cause of falling leaves?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of fall leaves is Autumn.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What is the chief cause of fire?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of fire is combustion.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: If the chief cause of fire is combustion, then what is the chief cause of combustion?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of combustion is flammable materials.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What is the chief cause of flower fragrance?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of flower fragrance is their smell.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What is the chief cause of foot numbness?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of foot numbness is the feet "falling asleep"
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What is the chief cause of freckles?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of freckles is brown spots on the skin.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What causes geysers?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of geysers is very hot boiling water.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What is the chief cause of goose pimples?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of goose pimples is geese.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What is the chief cause of hair?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of hair is to protect the parts they grow on.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What is the chief cause of headaches?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of headache is a pain in the cranium.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What is the chief cause of hibernation?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of hibernation is bears.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What causes high body temperature?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of high body temperature is having a fever.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What is the chief cause of humidity?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of humidity is moisture, or negative aridity.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What is the chief cause of hunger?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of hunger is lack of food.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What causes ice to form?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of ice is very cold water in negative liquidity.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What is the chief cause of iron rust?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of iron rusting is oxidation.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What causes sneezing?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of sneezing is kachoos.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: How do cows give milk?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that cows give milk by a process of lactation.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What is the cause of mosquito bite?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of mosquito bites is mosquitoes.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What causes movement?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of movement is motion or negative stationariness.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What causes sleep walking?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of sleep-walking is nocturnal perambulation.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What causes perspiration?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of perspiration is sweat.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What causes poison ivy itch?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of poison ivy itch is poison ivy.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What causes rain to fall down?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of rain falling down is gravity. If rain fell upwards, everyone would drown with water up their nose.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What causes water to be salty?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of salt water is sodium chloride.
Dear Mr. Creation Scientist: What makes skunk odor?
Dear Sir or Madam:
Science has found that the chief cause of skunk odor is its awful smell.
FROM: Peter Fredson
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