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Post by Swamp Gas on Feb 6, 2006 14:40:26 GMT -5
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones; extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia; inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, & categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas. ;D
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Post by mmmmbarium on Feb 7, 2006 1:02:19 GMT -5
haha. I started reading the first few lines in a serious manner. At first I was like no way!!!
Thats a good one swamp gas ;D ;D
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