Post by Thetaloops on Jul 27, 2004 0:21:26 GMT -5
THE LEGEND OF JOHNNY SPRAY
Somewhere in the Wild West is the man known as Johnny Spray. Too much Fox and CNN has given him an expanded waistline, as big as the Texas Panhandle, , and a foggy view of the current and future destiny of humans and ants alike. Johnny’s Quest, which is to prove that the government of the United Zionists of Oilmerica is out for the good of the people is met with opposition by crazed Constitutionalists, Cynical Cyberpunks, Hapless Hippies, Bonehead Bohemians, Rotten Ravers, Crackpot “Chemmies”, and Swarthy Scientists. According to Johnny, there is no temperature increase at the poles, the ozone layer is thicker than a Head of Coors, Iraqis love America to invade their country, whales love to be harpooned, loosing your freedom for security is worth it, and GW Bush is the greatest president since Bill Clinton.
Johnny loves Alien (no, not Mexican), and military women. There’s nothing that gives him the hots more than a military training video with Jane Karpinski and Lydie England tying up Ay-rabs, whipping their dark bottoms pink, offering sausages to hungry German Shepards, and finally tying them up in Good Ol' Oilmerica Hemp Rope.
Though not a pilot, he takes the word of pilots as gospel truth, that they would never be involved in Geo-Engineering. Is Johnny a naïve Cowboy that believes what is told to him or…is he paid by people to spread disinformation?
The 4 Stooges of the Apocalypse………Shrub Dumbya of Pretzel, Lord Rumpsmell of Lockheed, Shari Bin Zion, and The Bonesman, are spreading mass destruction and stupid faces wherever they go. Johnny’s cohorts, Slam Coldtar of the Marines, and BottomBug from Uranus, work unknowingly and eagerly with the Military-Industrial Simplex. Looking over the whole operation is Uncle Satan, the Virtual Creation given a Life by the Willing Public.
The answers are right in front of us, and you can find some alternatives in the song and picture below.
The Song
The Legend of Johnny Spray
Noble Gas Web Site
Where to Buy
Somewhere in the Wild West is the man known as Johnny Spray. Too much Fox and CNN has given him an expanded waistline, as big as the Texas Panhandle, , and a foggy view of the current and future destiny of humans and ants alike. Johnny’s Quest, which is to prove that the government of the United Zionists of Oilmerica is out for the good of the people is met with opposition by crazed Constitutionalists, Cynical Cyberpunks, Hapless Hippies, Bonehead Bohemians, Rotten Ravers, Crackpot “Chemmies”, and Swarthy Scientists. According to Johnny, there is no temperature increase at the poles, the ozone layer is thicker than a Head of Coors, Iraqis love America to invade their country, whales love to be harpooned, loosing your freedom for security is worth it, and GW Bush is the greatest president since Bill Clinton.
Johnny loves Alien (no, not Mexican), and military women. There’s nothing that gives him the hots more than a military training video with Jane Karpinski and Lydie England tying up Ay-rabs, whipping their dark bottoms pink, offering sausages to hungry German Shepards, and finally tying them up in Good Ol' Oilmerica Hemp Rope.
Though not a pilot, he takes the word of pilots as gospel truth, that they would never be involved in Geo-Engineering. Is Johnny a naïve Cowboy that believes what is told to him or…is he paid by people to spread disinformation?
The 4 Stooges of the Apocalypse………Shrub Dumbya of Pretzel, Lord Rumpsmell of Lockheed, Shari Bin Zion, and The Bonesman, are spreading mass destruction and stupid faces wherever they go. Johnny’s cohorts, Slam Coldtar of the Marines, and BottomBug from Uranus, work unknowingly and eagerly with the Military-Industrial Simplex. Looking over the whole operation is Uncle Satan, the Virtual Creation given a Life by the Willing Public.
The answers are right in front of us, and you can find some alternatives in the song and picture below.
The Song
The Legend of Johnny Spray
Noble Gas Web Site
Where to Buy
