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Post by Thetaloops on Jan 5, 2005 11:01:20 GMT -5
'If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned to live.' Lin Yutang  I'm practicing enjoying life! |
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Post by AtomHeartMother on Jan 20, 2005 13:52:10 GMT -5
That's one wise bird.
Definitely smarter than some of the people I know ;D
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Post by Thetaloops on Jan 21, 2005 10:11:34 GMT -5
It's not easy to key down most of the time. We are doing some painting and cleaning. I hope we will be finished this weekend so we can watch a few scary movies. We are suppose to get 6 to 12 inches of snow this weekend. Our favorite move in a snow storm is "Last Man on Earth" with Vincent Price.  Great for snuggling!  |
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Post by AtomHeartMother on Feb 5, 2005 9:44:17 GMT -5
I recieved this the other day and just had to share it with you: ;D
A TALE OF FOUR PARROTs [/u][/b] A woman goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a serious problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest asks. "Well, they call out, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' It's embarrassing, father." "It's more than that. It's obscene" the priest exclaims, then he thinks for a moment. "You know," he goes on, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Abraham and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying those wicked words in no time." "Thank you," the woman responds, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brings her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushers the woman in, she sees that his two male parrots are indeed inside their cage, holding their rosary beads with the tips of their wings, and praying. Impressed, she walks over and places her parrots in with them. After a few minutes watching what the males are up to, the female parrots cry out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" There is a stunned silence. Then one male parrot looks over at the other and exclaims, "Put the beads away, Jacob. Our prayers have been answered!"[/color] |
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