Post by Swamp Gas on Jun 29, 2008 16:38:12 GMT -5
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Local Hobo claims Amy Winehouse Stole his Act
Local - 2007
Local degenerate Stanky Joe is taking legal action against Amy Winehouse for using his dance routine during her recent tour without permission. Joe's lawyer, known in hobo circles as Legal Pete, recently told reporters for the Spare Change Times that he expects Winehouse to plead guilty to these charges. "Everyone in the industry knows that Stanky Joe was the innovator who popularized lip syncing to Amy Winehouse songs while plastered," Pete told Spare Change entertainment correspondent Gay Willie in a recent interview. Pete, responding to a confused Joe, then translated this comment for his client, saying, "That thing what she done done be what you done." Stanky then nodded his agreement and crapped in a trashcan.
When asked her opinion of the article, local poor woman Destitute Sally explained, "I like it. It'll make a great coat this winter."
